Weapons[]
- Thumbtack
- Chalk Eraser
- Pencil
- Post It
- Pen
- Exacto Knife
- Paper
- Phone
- Table Lamp
- Keyboard
- Slapping Hand
- Needle
- Coins
- Nail Gun
- Car
- Flu Virus
- Plunger
- Annoying Wife
- Boxing
- Silver Blade
- Clubs
- Shuriken
- Butcher Knife
- Arrow
- Dagger
- Crossbow
- Spear
- Flail
- Claws
- Fury of Zeus (was this even in the game? Or was it taken from Joe Fortune?)
- Ninja Star
- Machete
- Moltolov
- Fireball
- Energy Sword
- Pitchfork
- Rock
- Shaver
- Chainsaw
- Storm
- Handgun
- Grenade
- Shotgun
- Landmine
- AK-47
- Gas Tank
- .44 Magnum
- Rocket
- RPG-7
- Homing Missile
- Flame Thower
- Warhead
- Sticky Bomb
- Beam Gun
- Mini Bombs
- Shockwave
- Mini Gun
- Paintball Gun
- Air Strike
- Sniper Rifle
- Tank